Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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