When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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