If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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