I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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