you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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