No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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