tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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