There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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