i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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