bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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