Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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