Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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