I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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