hell yes lets make some ravioli
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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