Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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