last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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