I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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