Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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