Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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