STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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