Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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