Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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