he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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