my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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