So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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