Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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