One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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