You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
