There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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