4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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