dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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