you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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