I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I love you.
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