I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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