god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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