I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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