Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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