That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
