haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
