We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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