I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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