Porn is love you can see.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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