i don't plan on having that self control this summer
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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