Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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