Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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