Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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