walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You were trust falling into bushes
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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