quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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