According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Holy shit dude........stairs
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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