Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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