we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Semen is not good for contacts.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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