So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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