he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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