I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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