I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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