Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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