Apparently you make a good broom.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize