singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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