i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i believe in u and ur pee
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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