Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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